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Friday, November 25, 2005

World's Ugliest Dog Dies

He may not have been the prettiest thing in the world, but old Sam sure knew how to catch people’s attention. Sam, voted the World’s Ugliest Dog by the Sonoma-Marin Fair, three-years running, has exited our lives forever.

Looking like not so much a dog as a rat with a skin condition, Sam died on Friday, just short of his fifteenth birthday. His hairless body, crooked teeth, and single white tuff atop of his knobby head will be missed by those who knew him best. Sam made numerous appearances on Japanese television, and having a face specifically made for radio, he also made an appearance on an Australian broadcast. Sam once also met Donald Trump on a talk show set, where the Don promptly fired him.

You may remember Sam as the Internet icon that he became earlier this year, when thousands of people downloaded his image from a circulating e-mail. Now, it’s with a tear in our eye and a shudder down our spine that we bid Sam a fond adieu. Over the years he was a good boy, and at times he was a bad boy, but most of all he was just downright ugly.

We’ll miss you, Sam, but know that your repulsive simulacrum will live forever on our computer desktops.



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